10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill