10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim