10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is for loners.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.