10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977