10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.