10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT