10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.