10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach