10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi