10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion