10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is for loners.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson