10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.