10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers