10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.