10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "No river, no fish."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."