10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT