10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson