10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus