10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.