10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.