10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.