10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth