10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is