10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A