10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.