10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- in the poker game of life women are the rake