10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.