10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-