10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• It's Free To Fold...
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts