10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.