10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword