10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.