10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'