10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery