10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.