10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm