10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak