10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fish don't eat Nutz!