10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth