10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz