10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom