10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT