10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22