10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.