10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet