10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.