10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)