10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright