10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen