10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.